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ﻬஐ♡Venus in the Dark♡ஐﻬ我绕着你而转~一圈一圈公转~在人与人的银河~爱让我不间断~~ 2008-12-05 4ever4's Golden Year Party亲爱的四班babe们～我正在筹划圣诞party和新年倒数～～希望这两个重要的日子，大家可以一起度过～～ 具体时间及活动次数将就大家的schedule而定！请大家广泛散播消息以及留言表达你的想法及available的时间：)欢迎大家联络我！Let's make it the Golden Party this year!!!!! 
2008-09-01 New Hong Kong Life-New Dancing LifeSo long time no dance SERIOUSLY la~
back to hk,gotta start school,making bold plans that i gonna dance madan, comp, ap and everything...
but after first class@UNION Dance with kin's routine...
juz want to find a hole and die in it...
almost 9 months no dance and eat eat eat bloody singapore food and happy home food @ shanghai
juz made me anything but not a dance body...
anyway after 2 classes of kin's class, have decided to dance this year's madan~~
about this tutor kin, you could check out my photos,he's so fu*king looking like胡彦斌！！！
thou he punched me everytime i say so~~hahaha
a funny guy and having a brand new style to me...
hope i would survive again!
love hku danso babes~~! 2008-08-12 捧腹特辑在办公室被压迫致死，所以找点笑话来慰劳慰劳同病相怜的实习小朋友们~~~
一
某学生翻围墙出校被校长抓住。
校长：“你为什么不走正门？”学生指着上衣说：“美特斯邦威，不走寻常路！”
校长又说：“墙那么高，你怎么翻过去的？”学生指着裤子说“李宁，一切皆有可能！”
校长讥讽道：“在墙上的滋味如何？”学生指着鞋子说：“特步，飞一般的感觉！”
次日，该生从正门出校被校长看见。校长：“你为何不翻墙了？”学生指着全身说：“安踏，我选择，我喜欢！”
校长大怒，要记学生大过，学生不服，校长冷笑道：“动感地带，我的地盘听我的！”
二
“喜欢吗？”
“喜欢！”
“想要吗？”
“想要！”
“试试吗？”
“好啊！”
“那你就脱了吧！”
“舒服吗？”
“舒服！”
“痛吗？”
“不痛！”
“还能再进去点吗？”
“可以！”
“那好，那我们就买下这双鞋吧！”
三
江湖上知道你武功厉害，可你不能骄傲。
你要不断提升自己的剑法，做到剑中有人，人中有剑。
做到了这点，你就不是人，
是剑人！剑人！剑人！
四
上帝说能满足我一个愿望。
我拿出地球仪说要世界和平。
上帝说这个太难了，换一个吧！
我又拿出你照片说让此人变聪明点，
结果上帝立刻说你把地球仪拿来我再看看。
五
一天,地理课老师问同学:
"请问大家有谁知道,西班牙和葡萄牙的国界线是什么?"
小名举手回答道:"牙缝!"
六
刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” 老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
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